Sunday, July 5, 2009

GLEE

I have decided that life would unequivocally be better if people were required to sing and dance in a musical like fashion. And I don't care if they have no talent or are battling some debilitating ailment that prevents them from dancing... You would feel better if you were singing about it! I can't help but sit in my meetings at work and wonder if the great engineering and budgetary quandaries that come up during each and every meeting would not be resolved in a more time effective manner if people were required to make every argument in the form of a single verse and chorus. If you think I'm kidding you don't know me very well. I have these wonderful daydreams where I dance my way to the elevator and then in the middle of my meetings I wander into the fantasy that I am standing on the conference room table in full view of KSC and Marshall just singing! Maybe throw in a little tap number for posterity sake. I think that we would all feel better if the quiet minute writer just stood up every once in a while and belted out some wondrously off key version of OKLAHOMA or anything from Hairspray. Be honest... if you saw it, you would laugh, and your day would be at least 10% better.

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